Friday, August 29, 2003
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Ooooooh, Polish Dog from Mondo's...ahhhhh...I'm gonna miss these when I go back to school. :oP I need to time a coffee run to make sure I can go off and get caffeine during lunch when the school stand's closed. ARRGH!
Oh, that and I got a parking pass. Correction: Theo and I got a parking pass. Arrgh, but at least he doesn't have too many conflicting activities. I helped Camron and Lauren D. make a "Welcome to KR" sign and a "Student Drop-Off Entrance" sign. Ooh, and I finished my rough draft of the Hamlet scholarship essay last night. I feel like I've accomplished something, so I think I'll do pretty much nothing today.
SPOOT! I need money. Must be off to the ironing...after timing my coffee run. ARRGH, I don't want to take my car down 140th. I hate 140th. Oh well, for the sake of timing the coffee run, procrastinating on the ironing (well, I ironed the shirt I'm wearing this morning...does that count?), and using a Tully's coupon before it expires, why not?
Ohhhhh...Polish Dog with CHEESE. Cheddar is better. Remember that.
Thursday, August 28, 2003
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YAY CHICKENS! Whoo-hoo! Yeeeeeeah! Chickens rule!
Underwear. I have to go write an essay now. ARRGH!
I'm already having to put up Rally locker decorations at 7 on the first day of school. A zero-hour carpool wouldn't be so bad. (Provided Theo wouldn't go nuts from all the staying after. Arrgh!) And twice a week, I'm having to get there by 7:30 (preferably before so I can get my schnaz together for the next day) for Rally/Honor Society and some random choir randomness. ARRGH! Stupid school! They should've STARTED the construction EARLIER and, goshdarnit, at fifty bucks a pop, they can afford to pave something. This is a school, not a golf course! What's with all this *dolphin noise* grass? ARRGH!
Oh, BTW, GOOD NEEEEEEEEWWWWS!!! (LOL @ Mister Nick.) I'm a Committee Queen in the Honor Society for the elementary school reading nights (fun fun) and in the senior skit, I'm a reporter and the host of Joe Millionaire. (Arrgh, don't ask.) I wonder if the reporter could talk like a pirate? September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day, isn't it? Mwahaha!
Ah, and yes, I do my fair share of lighting random stuff on fire from time to time. KABOOM!
Sunday, August 24, 2003
Anyway, I had lots of fun last night being in a silly purple toga and then being the Cheese of Doom. "YO SOY EL QUESO DE DESTINO FUMESTO!" I had entirely too much fun using Nells' "bouncer" walkie-talkie to make Jeremy's pants talk. LOL! "I AM THE PANTS! FEAR THE PANTS!"
LOL, "these are not...my pants." That's in my car right now. Funny ha ha.
Man, I need to put up my Creation pics, but with not much time left before school, (insert angry grumbles here) I have too much else to do. Arrgh!
Soooo...I should get up and get a coke and take my pill. Arrgh.
My Doc Marten sandals died. I've been forced to wear flip-flops and my feet feel naked. I even have a horrible sandal tan with a plop of slightly-darker pastiness in the middle.
I hate this computer. It doesn't keep up with my typing for some reason. Poopy.
Oh well. Off to take pills. :oP
Friday, August 22, 2003
The hideous rash that's ALL OVER my face is apparently the result of getting into a poison something-or-other on the church camping trip. My doctor gave me some pills that will get rid of it, but its side effects include a slight buzz and the possibility of "vomiting material that looks like coffee grounds." Therefore, I've taken this opportunity to be completely irresponsible and swallow today's dosage with a 32-oz. 5-shot "buzz bomb" iced mocha from Mondo's. Mwahahahaha!!!
I don't think it lives up to the "buzz" the doctor was talking about. All I had was a little insomnia last night, so don't get too worried. It might be pretty bad for a person whose brain isn't semi-fried by years of Dr. Pepper abuse, but oh well.
I AM BORED. Oh well. I made a quiz on QuizYourFriends.com and a lot of people are flunking it. Oh well. (Continued proof of the evils of poorly-worded multiple-choice questions so prevalent in standardized testing...) Random questions...still cool that Amy got a 100% and I haven't seen her in years!
ARRRRRGH! Chickens rule. I washed Chicken the other day, so it's all nice, clean, fluffy, and poison plant-free. :o)
Duuuude...the Baylor dean was on "Good Morning America" this morning. (And the news said there was a shooting in Fairwood? Where? What the?!) Arrgh. He was talking about this basketball scandal they discovered during the Patrick Dennehy investigation and how some of the faculty want to give him a vote of no confidence. Well, they've found a new basketball coach, but geez, they better get this fixed before the '04s come. Stef likes Waco. Waco good. Washington bad. (Starbucks on campus good, too, but that's the iced mocha speaking.) Besides, 18 miles west of Crawford ain't a bad place for a pre-law poli sci major to be. :o)
I like country music. :o) There's nothing on. I almost made that a question on my quiz..."If there's nothing interesting on TV and I have nothing better to do, what am I doing?" Most likely, passing out in front of CMT, the Food Network, or "SpongeBob SquarePants" DVDs.
The movie quiz I took the other day misspelled "corny." ARRGH!
I don't know why, but country music drinkin' songs make me feel all warm and fuzzy and happy. I don't really like the notion of drinking to forget, drinking out of boredom, or drinking to get completely messed-up in the head, but country music drinking songs are just a bit of good, fluffy fun. I keep getting the "It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere" and "More Than a Margarita" songs stuck in my head. What would Jimmy Buffett dooooo?! Fun fun.
ARRRRGH! I guess I better shut up and get going on other stuff now. Grrrrrrrr...
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Power Rangers Movie!
What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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Mario - You are classic! No.. not very well liked
but classic none the less. You bask in the
spotlight and try to get as much attention as
possible. You try to be cooler then your
friends or siblings, but it doesn't really
work.. people see past that. But you are still
cool.. when you are a doctor that is... um...
yea.
Which Mario Bros character are you?
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LOL, I remember those games! Anyway...doing the ironing sucks. But I'm getting paid for it all, so it's not that bad. Oh well. Still sucks. I'm just going to sit at the computer until the "icky, I just ate" feeling goes away.
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
the internet junk 'how dumb are you test' deems me:
25% dumb! |
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LOL, funny quiz.
One of those Internet Junk things made the entire page bold and I had to edit. Arrgh...learn to use the </b> doohickey! ARRGH!
HA! I had a count of how many times T-Rob said "anal" in first semester AP Physics going...I think he said it twice. ;o)
Random names because I'm having fun with time-wasters on Internet Junk:
Blues Singer Name:
Stef Schrader, from this day forward, your Blues Singer name shall be.... |
Bored Bush |
Punk Rock Band Name:
Stef Schrader, from this day forward, your Punk Rock Band name shall be.... |
Farting Cheeses |
Superhero Name:
Stef Schrader
from this day forward your superhero name will be:
The Robo
Flower
your special power is: Super-Intelligence
Star Wars Name:
Stef Schrader, from this day forward, your Star Wars name shall be.... |
schst skwhi |
(Aughh! Consonants!)
Redneck Name:
Stef Schrader
from this day forward your redneck name will be:
Louanne
Bobbitt
Ewwww...BOBBITT?! The *ahem*-cutting woman? (Wait, that was Lorena.) Still, ewwww, but it's kind of going with Wichita Falls now because of that one very unfortunate guy's lawsuit...waaaaah!
Well, okay, I'm a bit more literate than this quiz makes me out to be, and I'm not much for drinkin', but dude, fear the lawnmower!. Oh, Brian should take this quiz...I'm curious. :o)
That and...TEXANS RULE! I'll shut up now and go listen to country music. ;o)
Cows moo.
LOL, I've only seen these movies in Spanish. :oP Still, yay, I'm a history geek at Hogwarts!
You excel at History of Magic. You seem to have
the mind for history, while everyone else is
getting a little shut-eye you're alert and
taking notes.
Which Class at Hogwarts Would You Excel at?
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This is the best movie...almost ever. One of my favorites. Ghost pirates! ARRGH! :o)
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.
Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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What the? I'm just taking this to reply to Angel's quizishness.
which elf of beleriand are you?
this quiz by orsa
Again, I don't get it and I'm just answering Angel's quizishness, but one of the answer choices was "Fluffy," so it automatically rules.
You would be crawling around with Ungoliant the
evil giant spider creature from whom Shelob
descended. It was she who killed the trees of
Valinor in her greedy hunger.
What animal of Beleriand would be your companion?
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(Yucky poo.)
Exploding Dog Art? What's this?
What Exploding Dog Art Are You?
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Stars with coffee cups rule.
Another Geek Test! Yayosity!
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And I'm 52.27% Geek.
Whoo-hoo! Now off to the laundry. :oP
I'm nauseaous, I'm nauseaous, I'm nauseaous...
Anyway, I'm going to copy Angel here and take a bunch of random quizzes now. ;o)
Monday, August 11, 2003
Dude, SpongeBob is on TV. But this blog is "While I'm Not Watching 'SpongeBob Squarepants'..." so that is rather confusing...oh well. Aah! Poop deck!
I got this really cool SpongeBob Magic 8-Ball in Texas, but I need to scan part of the box for the Chum Bucket's Angry English Nerd Department. Grr...I am so stupid! When I made it, I kept typing in "The Angry English Teacher Department" as the title on various things. I had originally intended to have an elaborate explanation about how I needed an angry mob of mean English teachers [see evil plan below] to attack a few people who just don't know anything. But then the "Angry English Nerd Department" sounds so much cooler, so I went with that.
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KRABBY PATTIES! YAY!
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I love "Just One Bite." The original, NOT the edited version because it doesn't have the cool explosions. I think they showed the edited one during today's SBSP marathon. Arrgh! Explosions=good. Understand? Show the original! Arrgh!
LOL, Mr. Krabs has tighty whiteys...anyway, I need to finish re-reading Hamlet for a scholarship and find that one monologue I was going to rewrite for the Chum Bucket about going potty. "To pee, or not to pee..." Anyway, it may be difficult to elaborate about going wee-wee in blank verse. Arrgh, the Chum Bucket also needs a new introduction page to match the green, and I need to re-do the shade of green that's on there. It's not green enough. ARRGH!
Dude, I applied to Baylor today! Whoo-hoo! *hopes and prays that I can get in...and thinks happy college thoughts* Man, I have to get a smelly transcript from the office. I think they're starting to get to know me as the nerd that's sending off stuff in summer break. Arrgh!
(LOL, the Ween "Loop-de-Loop" song is on TV...BUNNY EARS!)
I got senior pictures done yesterday. I get to see them on Wednesday. Yay! I had them done at a place in Bellevue Square, so the outdoor pictures were done in this pretty park by the mall that I didn't know existed. Heck, I thought I'd just end up with a picture by the fountain. Wed. Nes. Day. ARRGH! I CAN'T WAIT!
There should be more commercials with yetis. Enough said.