Tuesday, May 31, 2005
The University of Washington has their very own satirical Rope-like publication! "Relieving students of their 'Daily' constipation..."
www.weeklyenema.org
Funny stuff, but I think the Rope is funnier. (Okay, I may be biased...mainly since I actually go to Baylor and get more of the jokes...but it's still a funny read.)
www.weeklyenema.org
Funny stuff, but I think the Rope is funnier. (Okay, I may be biased...mainly since I actually go to Baylor and get more of the jokes...but it's still a funny read.)
http://www.filecabi.net/v.php?file=ufoondemand.wmv
Need a UFO? Just ask the "Prophet Yahweh" in Las Vegas. This cracks me up--an actual news report covered the story and the man produced a ball of some sort in the sky. If I could produce balls on demand...wait...that didn't come out right...but it's still pretty funny footage.
Need a UFO? Just ask the "Prophet Yahweh" in Las Vegas. This cracks me up--an actual news report covered the story and the man produced a ball of some sort in the sky. If I could produce balls on demand...wait...that didn't come out right...but it's still pretty funny footage.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
HECK YEAH! OVERTON GETS A MENTION!
"Independence seems to run in the blood out here. Up in Overton, a small but fierce group called the Republic of Texas is minting their own money, issuing their own passports, electing their own president and getting into trouble with the local, state and federal authorities. 'However ludicrous their beliefs might sound to you and me,' Overton police chief Edward J. Williams told The New York Times recently, 'we can't forget that Jim Jones [editor's note: not a Texan] got a bunch of folks to drink Kool-Aid with him down in Guyana. You could shave one side of your head and have a loyal following around here by nightfall.'"
Granted, not for a group I really side with, but still, we got mentioned in something!
MSN's welcome page this morning had a travel guide to Texas. Since my parents are retiring there, I clicked on the East Texas section only to find (ta-da!) a random mention of Overton. Nobody seemed to mention the fact that the Republic of Texas is working out of an old nursing home that couldn't be sold for years and that's across from "the murder house," a small wooden frame house where an old lady was murdered but then was almost completely redone by a pair of men (who, according to rumor, may or may not be lovers) who would've finished out the re-do, but were part of a rather large drug bust that caught that house, a house at one end of Cottonwood, and a few people who lived in another house a block away from that one at the end of Cottonwood. They didn't seem to mention how the Republic of Texas hasn't won all that many supporters in Overton, either. If you ask me, we should be revolting against the laziness in the City of Overton. There's potholes all over the place, and at least two houses on Cottonwood that need to be condemned (and the city won't condemn them because then they'd have to pay to tear them down--lazy, lazy!)
Ah, small town life...I miss it. You don't get stuff that interesting in Seattle's 'burbs. It would be outlawed by the neighborhood association somehow. I'm sure the condemnable houses would be painted some hideous shade of beige or grey, too. :oP
"Independence seems to run in the blood out here. Up in Overton, a small but fierce group called the Republic of Texas is minting their own money, issuing their own passports, electing their own president and getting into trouble with the local, state and federal authorities. 'However ludicrous their beliefs might sound to you and me,' Overton police chief Edward J. Williams told The New York Times recently, 'we can't forget that Jim Jones [editor's note: not a Texan] got a bunch of folks to drink Kool-Aid with him down in Guyana. You could shave one side of your head and have a loyal following around here by nightfall.'"
Granted, not for a group I really side with, but still, we got mentioned in something!
MSN's welcome page this morning had a travel guide to Texas. Since my parents are retiring there, I clicked on the East Texas section only to find (ta-da!) a random mention of Overton. Nobody seemed to mention the fact that the Republic of Texas is working out of an old nursing home that couldn't be sold for years and that's across from "the murder house," a small wooden frame house where an old lady was murdered but then was almost completely redone by a pair of men (who, according to rumor, may or may not be lovers) who would've finished out the re-do, but were part of a rather large drug bust that caught that house, a house at one end of Cottonwood, and a few people who lived in another house a block away from that one at the end of Cottonwood. They didn't seem to mention how the Republic of Texas hasn't won all that many supporters in Overton, either. If you ask me, we should be revolting against the laziness in the City of Overton. There's potholes all over the place, and at least two houses on Cottonwood that need to be condemned (and the city won't condemn them because then they'd have to pay to tear them down--lazy, lazy!)
Ah, small town life...I miss it. You don't get stuff that interesting in Seattle's 'burbs. It would be outlawed by the neighborhood association somehow. I'm sure the condemnable houses would be painted some hideous shade of beige or grey, too. :oP
Friday, May 20, 2005
| Fairly Goth You scored 60! |
| You know some stuff. Chances are you're one of those counter-culture hybrids like goth-punk,electro-goth,or nature-goth.You like the gothic counter-culture and you seek out the bits you like most.I bet you love Tim Burton movies.Chances are you've never seen Switchblade Symphony live before they broke up but you may own a CD.Hey-Tapping the Vein still tours!Your dream profession is probably something where you have total control like owning your own buisness or freelance artist. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The GOTH Test written by myriad_entity on Ok Cupid |
You are 'French'. In the nineteenth century, it
was the international language of diplomacy.
It is a 'beautiful' language, meaning that it
is really just a low-fidelity copy of Latin.
You know the importance of communicating
'diplomatically', which for you means both
being polite and friendly when necessary and
using sophisticated, vicious sarcasm when
appropriate. Your life is guided by either
existentialism or nihilism, depending on the
weather. You have a certain appreciation for
the finer things in life, which is a diplomatic
way of saying that you are a disgusting
hedonist. Your problem is that French has been
obsolete for a long time.
What obsolete skill are you?
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I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERIES! HA!
LOL, Stef is evil!
Friday, May 06, 2005
This is quickly becoming the "random quiz page" for me. :oP
LOL!
Which Family Guy character are you?
My vice: CAFFEINE. :o)
According to the Which Something Corporate Song Are You? Test...
LOL!
Which Family Guy character are you?
My vice: CAFFEINE. :o)
